Wednesday 5 March 2014

Palaver at The Larder


     There's been a lively debate on Facebook over the last few weeks. In which some of those with an interest in organic, locally provenanced “live” music participated. It was triggered by the annual onset of the Radio 2 Folk awards. It considered the stratification of folk and acoustic music, into a growing diversity of compartments. And in a few cases (my own included) it carried a rant about the gentrification of Folk Luvvies and the growing gulf between them and grass roots circuit performers.
     This afternoon, Cafe Society in Atherstone, North Warwickshire, came face to face with “hands-on” music. No Dressing Room riders, no road crews, no Radio D.J. simpering about proper folk. There, in the Main Street, that delightfully-themed eatery The Larder  hosted its monthly music session. Those popping in for a sarnie or a teacake were treated to some live entertainment. Which they embraced, as they have since this event began last year.
     It is almost theatrical the way that music, performance and real life interact here. The performers stroll about like minstrels, skilfully avoiding the waitresses and customers seeking a table or ordering at the counter. They have to do this because customers come and go. Most seem thrilled to be entertained and the few that are merely bemused soon acclimatise. Indeed, most are joining in the chorus songs well before the session is over. Everyone is a winner. Customers dwell and spend more. Performers get a chance to sample the unique atmosphere (and delicious cuisine.)
      Doubtless the pavements of Stratford on Avon and Leamington Spa are used to cabaret and street art. But this is a hairy-arsed old Industrial town where they used to make hats. They don't **** about, Atherstone folk. Only yesterday the (single) Main Street was shut, as it is every Shrove Tuesday. The shop fronts are boarded up and hundreds of adults fight for several hours over a scruffy old piece of leather,once it has been tossed into the seething crowd. To an outsider this might look like an unpleasant mass scrap. The kind of public mayhem which once kicked off whenever Nuneaton Borough and Atherstone United met for a local derby at Manor Park or Sheepy Road.
     But the riot vans and coppers were not there to prevent what happened yesterday:only to oversee it and to ensure that the melee/maul/ruck passed off as peacefully as possible, and with serious injury minimalised. They've been doing this on Pancake day for the last 815 years. They reckon they've got it about right. So if Atherstonians go into their local cafe for Spam and Chips or Bubble and Squeak, and there happens to be someone singing or holding a guitar, they don't bat an eyelid. They listen AND participate, no bother.
    So it was that, as I reached the end of “Bonio Romeo,” an 80 year old lady(so she told me), forsook her walking frame, grabbed me instead and said,” You sing lovely you do,love. If I 'ad me teeth in I'd sing along with yer!” This same lady had earlier waved a Cuddly Mickey Mouse figure at me during another number. As I finished the rapidly-blooming “Down Our Street,” she noisily announced, “ Them milk 'osses did fart, an' all!” Magic. I bet she'll be back. I hope so.
     As kick-off time approached, I was the only performer who had arrived. A lady stirring her tea smiled. “ That's all right love-you'll just have to do it all on your own!” she explained. (And don't think I couldn't madam!) Steve Beeson, one third of Finger in The Jar then arrived, and between us, we started things off, hoping the Cavalry would arrive. They soon did, in the shape of Malc Gurnnham and Gill Gilsenan. And so a lovely time followed, with us taking it in turns, doing a couple of songs each. Even Catherine Cope, who had been hiding discretely behind a pillar, plucked up courage and gave us a spirited (and rather earthy!) rendition of Paul Simon's “ Fifty ways.”
     “ Bonio Romeo” was that rare thing, a Parrot request. And with “The Odeon” “and “If I were a Goat,” added, my personal repertoire was becoming heavily burdened with self-penned comedy/nostalgia songs. Time yet to redress the balance though, so I dished up  “Raglan Road,” and “Lakes of Ponchartrain,” getting a few diners sniffing into their serviettes whilst doing so.
    It was such a gradely afternoon that we were even given a post 4pm encore by the Management. The whole company present belted out “ Go Lassie Go" as a finale. It sounded divine inside, and you tell from the expressions of passers by that they were wondering outside just where the heavenly music was coming from.
 
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